.*.A wise man can always be found alone*.Don’t take yourself too seriously. No one else does.*.I was born intelligent but education ruinedme*.Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blindbut the neighbors are not.*.I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.*.I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.*.I know i’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”*.I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal*.I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.*.I am only good at hiding my feelings*.I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today*.I am responsible for my own happiness*.I always learn from mistake of others whotake my advice.*.It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!*.I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.*.Down to earth but still above you all.*.Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)*.I like cars with edges and women with curves*.Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.*.Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.*.A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.*.Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.*.Be smarter than your smartphone*.I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying*.I won’t be impressed with technology untilI can download food.*.You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.*.Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back*.THINK– It’s not illegal yet
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