Marriage sms

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
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Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:
I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love
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Larki: Main shaadi ke baad tumharay saray dukh baant lun gi.
Larka: Mujhay tou koi dukh nahi hai.
Larki: Main shaadi ke baad ki baat kar rahi hun.
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New weddings Style
NIKAH:
Molvi: Do you agre To change your FaceBok status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Girl: Yes! Yes! Yes!
Molvi: Congratulation ur prfile updated sucesfuly.
You are now Husband and Wife You May now upload your
wedding pictures and don't forgeT To Tag Me!;-)
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Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come =))
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Stages Of Marriage..
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>First Engagement Ring..
Then,
>Second Wedding Ring..
And Then,
>Third SuffeRING...xD
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What's Marriage?
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Answer- MARRIAGE is the 7th sense of humans that destroys
all the six senses and makes the person NON Sense...xD :P
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'Arrange marriage means that we are walking a
and suddenly a snake bites..
but love marriage means 2 go 2 snake and say..
ly kat ly...
Nahi nai tu kat...'
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'Different Phases of a man :
after engagement: super man ,
after marriage: gentle man ,
after 10 years: watch ;
man , &
after 20 years: dober man ....'
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'After engagement
Girl :Now stop looking at other girls,
u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho wt do u mean,
if i m on diet,
tht doesnt mean tht
i cant look at MENU...:-D'
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'A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
For Sale:
Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.:-)'
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'A Married man had written on the Back of his Car.... . .
" Don't Disturb
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Already Disturbed.'
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'Get Married.....
not for urself,
but
for the future of ur children,
they are getting late for school and fees are increasing day by day ;-)
Think Logically.'
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If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won't take place..
On the other hand,
If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won't take place ;)
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Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife's choices...
(You are on of them...)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices...
(Your Wife is one of them...)
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A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives money,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
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Every Boy wish...
I'm not a Prince
but My Life-Partner should be a Princess
Real Boy wish...
My Life-Partner may not be a Princess
but I Promise I'll treat her like a Princess.. !
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"I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love"
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True relatives always
Stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage Album.
All your relatives were standing behind you !! :)
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Cheers! on your wedding,
was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that
she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life!
Happy married life to you twO
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Height Of "Bad Luck"
A Boy 'n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl's Father Caught them...
Now They Are Married Couple..!! :)
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Position of husband is like a split A.C.
No matter how loud he is outside,
but inside the house,
he is designed to remain
silent, cool & controlled by remote.
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Marriage is a
Workshop...
where
Husband works
&
Wife Shops...
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What a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understandin