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if u can't convince them, confuse them
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INSTANT HUMAN (Just Add Coffee)
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is a complete idiot.
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I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go...
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you're not
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Sardars? Both don't exist.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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If you want something you've never had,you need to do something you've never done
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The TRUTH hurts only once but a LIE hurts every time you remember it!
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Even when someone breaks it to you gently, it's still possible to be crushed.
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Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...
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No one is worth your tears and the one who are won't make you cry.
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We realise the value of life increases only after it is lost.....
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When everything is wrong, fight and don't give up until it's right
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I cant be your first love but i promised to be your last love".. !
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DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.
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Where there is great love, there are always wishes.
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"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
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Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later.
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If ur sad, thn sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smell ur socks!!!
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An Eye with Dust 'n A Heart with Trust Always Cries
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Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away...
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Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen.
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If u can't convince them, confuse them
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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Hard work has a future payoff.
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Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than the things we wish to happen.
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If u can't convince them, confuse them
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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
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Hard work has a future payoff.
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Insanity is my only means of relaxation
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No guts, no glory, no brain, same story
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Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's hand grenades I throw.
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A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
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HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy & good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?
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How do you occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!
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having 1 child makes you a parent having to makes you a referee.
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forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
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a child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased new school uniform.
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regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.
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A ring is round & has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend.
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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?
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I'm not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.
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I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
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If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, &