26). Flirting is the art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
27). SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.
28). Fall in love not in line.
29). Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
30). I hate it when i ask “how are you?” just to be polite and end up getting a fucking life story.
31). You can disturb me any time if you don’t have time to do something.
32). We are on the same side Now. Four pegs at night will make me stringer
33). We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
34). If there is‘MONEY’….there is a million relatives and enemies.
35). Beauty Fades After Time, But my Personality Is Forever! …..(attitude whatsapp status)
36). If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. _ Wayne Dyer
37). I want the passion to loving me forever.
38). People are more what they hide than what they show
39). Wish My Parents were Like Google search. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete. …..(funny whatsapp status)
40). I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
41). Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
42). If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
43). Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
44). I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..! ……….(funny love status)
45). Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
46). I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
47). I love my job only when I’m on vacation
48). When Sum One Hates You for no reason……………..Give them a reason _!_
49). Behind every successful man there is a Passion and Hard work.
50). Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too good to be alone
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